The Bush

Intruder!

Don’t you hate it when you come home…
And someone has been in your house?
You feel violated, angry, upset…

Especially when you find they have upended your rubbish.
And rifled through your pantry…
.
And chewed on your Peanut Paste (butter, whatever!)
.
And tried out the Vegemite jar …
Before moving onto the honey
Ooooooohhhhh!!!
CRUELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL….

Don’t be giving ME that innocentwho, me?” look Madam…

You can’t hide behind those puppies much longer, you little ….
Housebreaker!

11 Comments

  • alice

    debby, I’ll send you some if you like. I love my Vegemite!

    BB, evidence of those great perky ears again. A sure sign of intelligence. And mischeif!

  • Bush Babe (of Granite Glen)

    Debby… you cannot be serious?!!! Every Australian stereotype includes Vegemite!!! We are happy little Vegemites because we eat vegemite from teething toddlers to our dotage!!! It’s a breakfast spread for toast or on Sao biscuits (and don’t say you have never heard of Saos, or I shall have to come over and educate you personally!). *sigh*

    Alison – I KNOW… they are getting humungous!! And yes, Cruel. Once a work dog, always a work dog. No manners!

    Alice – she knows she’s in trouble and is safe while the kids are feeding… the honeymoon is over!!

    BB

  • debby

    Never heard of Sao. I just read on Wikipedia that the Men Down Under were singing, “he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. I thought that they were singing, ‘he just smiled and gave me a bite of my sandwich’. Which I’d always thought was rude, copping someone’s sandwich and allowing them a bite.

    I’ll leave the porch light on.

    Bring Mine with you.

    TLW, Dash, SSB all welcome too.
    Oh. Bring Jeanie and her crew.

    However Gerard must stay home.

  • Rhea

    I know it’s super frustrating when your dog gets into the food, but it sure makes for a great blog post. I love it!! lol And, wow, those puppies are getting HUGE!! She’s a beautiful mommy.

  • Bush Babe (of Granite Glen)

    Debby – don’t tempt me!!! Are you anywhere near Disneyland?? (I am kidding, I do know enough geography to work that one out!) Boy, you really have a thing against goannas, don’chya.

    Jayne – she wasn’t the slightest bit ashamed, little wretch!

    Rhea – thanks and yes, at least with blogging there is some sort of silver lining!!

    🙂
    BB

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