Girls Weekend: the Vital Statistics
Important Statistics from the Girls Weekend Away:
# participants – 6
average age – 30 (*ahem!*)
time away – 50 hours
# kilometres travelled – over 1600km (2 cars)
# husbands left at home looking after kids – 6
# children left at home with hapless husbands – 17
# coffees imbibed – 30
# shopping bags ‘earned’ – 32
total hours sleep – 54 hours
average sleep/night/girl – less than 4 hours
# words uttered – 23.2 squillion
# unsuspecting White Sunglasses victims – 15
# kilometres travelled – over 1600km (2 cars)
# husbands left at home looking after kids – 6
# children left at home with hapless husbands – 17
# coffees imbibed – 30
# shopping bags ‘earned’ – 32
total hours sleep – 54 hours
average sleep/night/girl – less than 4 hours
# words uttered – 23.2 squillion
# unsuspecting White Sunglasses victims – 15
# kids hair hacked off during Mums’ absence: 1
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Stay tuned: more details and incriminating images to come…
4 Comments
Raising Country Kids
That sounds heavenly! Can I come next time?
Anonymous
ha ha – so, hacked off by a father or a pup?
And I think a guest blog from SSB to give a few vital statistics of his own about the weekend may be warranted – or is that something you wish (and wish for us all) to remain blissfully unaware of?
How many hugs received by the six mummies from the 17 children upon return? How many relieved sighs by the six daddies? How many panicked phone calls averted by the knowledge that noone would hear the phone over the chatter?
Darn – blogger doesn’t like me right now. Do you want to guess who it is? NOT ROLLING HER EYES by the way…
Jayne
LOL An excellent way to while away the important hours 😛
debby
Oh, gees! Statistic that needs to be covered…how many inches of hair?
Mamas gone Wild sounds like a memorable weekend. For those who went, and for those who stayed behind.