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And the Pool Hole Winner is…

(Depend warning alert!)
Holy Freaking Moly.
No, really.
You guys are amazing.
Too funny and witty and crazy by half!
I so heart my comments section
And once again, I regret that there is no real formula for the judging of my silly contests.
So in keeping with the haphazard nature of this blog, I decided to take the cowards way out.
And got Mr Incredible to choose the winner!

After all, it was HIS boots in the photo…
Good enough reasoning for me.
Heh.
A big yellow stripe RIGHT down my back, I know!
And so, the winner of the Story Behind the Pool Hole is…
She took it out with her late entry and her short, succinct and VERY spit-worthy answer – something that totally reflects my hubby’s garrulous nature (ha!) and dry sense of humour. We both spat coffee at your answer! We shall have to look that particular game up in Toys R Us next time we are in the Big Smoke…
Congrats Diane and email me for further details.
Kate, you’ll get a little somethin‘ extra in with your photo order for an outstanding effort too! If you want to see what the fuss was about, see the comments here. They are totally worth a visit!
Oh. You want to know the REAL reason that hole is there?
Cause one of THESE dug it…

Sorry Deb!
That wasn’t kind was it?
But I did post a warning at the top.
(Mr Farty and Shirley at Rhubarb Whine, you can both say “told you so!”)
At least it wasn’t one of these

…although perhaps having a croc in one’s pool yard wouldn’t be so bad?

At least it would make sure there were no wild pigs around!

Not sure we would ever get any visitors though…

These are the weighty dilemmas that fill my waking moments!

6 Comments

  • Kate

    Congrats Diane!! Very funny and short and succinct…something that i am not 🙂 I’ll work on that! thanks for the fun contest BB!

  • Gem

    Congratulations Diane. That was pretty funny. But not a visual that I needed in my head!
    Hi BB – how are things? When’s the next contest?
    Cheers

  • Debby

    So Gerard what is looking for when he tears the yard up? Grubs? Is it his escape route from Japan, where he is known as Godzilla? He terrorizes there for a while, and then flits back to the land down under where he scares the bejeebers out of Yanks? Just curious.

  • Bush Babe

    Kate – loved your work. Don’t change a thing!

    Gem – me either! These comps are random. Who knows. Certainly not I!

    Deb – I think Gerard is looking to hide from humans… he’s not there anymore. We filled in the hole. We’re not crazy!

    Remudamom – no. We don’t have crocs in our yard. Do I need to make that clearer in the post? I just assume everyone knows I am a sarcastic so-and-so already! It’s a pic that was emailed around here a while back. Freaks me out! Heh.

    🙂
    BB

  • d/iowa

    HAHA i forgot how funny i could be!
    and hey- how long does it take for a print to get from the outback to iowa?????? still waiting….heh!
    i’m going to play this time too 🙂

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